I Want This To Be Great.

Finally...I have come back to the world of blogging.

For the one (me) person that has kept up with my blogging over the years, I never really had a purpose back then. I wanted to just have an outlet to write about things that were near and dear to me. I'd pretty much just end up telling too much about my personal life. That never really creates allies, so I've noticed.

Anyway, my mind is still full of nonsense. Like, why would M.I.A. dress up like a ladybug to perform at the Grammy's last night? And, how come (more than likely) 60 percent of people who have cell phones have never turned them off? Or, if Julius Peppers really wanted to play for a winner, what's so bad about that his current employer...who just so happened to go 12-4 and win the NFC South? I may or may not turn this into a long list of questions. Let's go with the former!

-Why are people really so up in arms about Alex Rodriguez using steroids? Don't we call the mid to late 90s through...right now the Steroid Era in baseball?
-Am I going to get a rebate check this year?
-Do people still care about the NHL?
-Are there other black people who are actually entertained by NASCAR?
-Did Chris Brown beat up Rhianna because she made fun of his dancing?
-(Should I really be so shocked to know that my spell checker considers 'Rhianna' spelled correctly?)
-If you're going to an exotic island for a vacation, why do you 'need' to get your e-mail at all times exactly?
-If your e-mail address is 'iluvmyboocuzhedo69right@hotmail.com,' are you really fooling anyone by saying that's your 'business' address? (Unless your business is adult related---whatever. Even those e-mail addresses would be legit.)
-What if that's actually someone's e-mail address?
-Did Phoenix, Dallas, Detroit, Toronto and Philadelphia really think about...hmmm, I dunno...winning basketball games with the moves they've made?
-Why does Steve Spurrier have a job exactly?
-If I say, 'Call (insert number here)' from your cell phone, should you have to respond with, "Do I need to press 'Send?'?"

So it's with a lot of excitement that I introduce The Blacktooth Files. Of course, the name comes from a guy who I was helping over the phone at work who said his Blacktooth wasn't working. He may or may not have meant 'Bluetooth.' And no, I really don't know what he actually meant. I do want this to be great. Even if it's just a great big turd sandwich that will make you feel better about yourself. Um...that's...at least something great. Right??

Of course, I'm not going to answer all these questions. (We may be onto something if I answer THREE OF THEM.) But I'm hoping that I'll make some things happen. Even if it's just a bunch of loose rambling. Then again, that's pretty much how I do things. I want to try and update every night. Apparently that can be done from my cell phone as well. We sure shall put that claim to the test.