It's winning time.

(I'm not a bracketologist. Know this, and mark it down.)

So I suppose it's only fitting that I had North Carolina losing the championship game in my disaster of a bracket. Of course they showed me how much of an idiot I was by whipping Michigan State in the championship game. So, congratulations Tar Heels. If anything, I can tell people that I went to Carolina...and they might think I'm talking about North Carolina. It would be a like, but whatever.

So, what about e-mails?
So one aspect of my job description involves me dealing with cell phone data services. Unfortunately, one data service is e-mail on your phone. Whether it be a Blackberry or an enV (there's an application called Mobile Email that can push e-mail to your phone, kind of like a Blackberry). The word e-mail makes me angry now. Apparently, that's all people care about now.

I'm not getting any e-mail. I need my e-mail.
I'm going on a cruise. Am I going to have e-mail access?
I'm taking a trip to Cuba. Just want to make sure I have e-mail coverage there.
I ABSOLUTELY NEED MY E-MAIL.
I've missed important e-mails today.
I'm going to light myself on fire if I don't get all my e-mails right now.

But my question is this: Is it REALLY that important that you have access to your e-mail on your cell phone? Are you really missing out on something that you can just as well look up on your computer? Really? More importantly, who the hell sends e-mail anymore? I don't count reader/viewer e-mail, or work communication. Let's say you're not sending an editorial comment or communicating with people at work. Who are you e-mailing? And most of the people I assist are not really sending much of anything. Rarely do I get the person who is hot and bothered about not being able to send e-mails. Most of the people I'm around find the instant access to e-mail more of an annoyance than a necessity. And not only that, if you lived and died by having your e-mail all the time, are you really depending on a cell phone to get those e-mails?

OK. I have to stop saying 'e-mail,' or I will set myself on fire. I might even be serious.

So Bristol Palin isn't quite on her way to having that wholesome marriage after all. Lee Johnston, her baby daddy, is on the talk show circuit talking about how he's never able to really spend time with his child. He even told Tyra Banks (which is kind of like me going to complain about how much I hate my job to my niece) that they had protected sex 'most of the time.' Well, I suppose he now knows the importance of proper protection every time.

(But seriously, you went on TYRA?? Was she REALLY the only person willing to take you on? Was Larry King not available? And you needed to go on a talk show because of what exactly? Are you trying to put yourself back on the market now? And since when did Tyra Banks become a reputable place to give out your side of the story? Oh, that's right...it's NEVER HAPPENED.)

Wow! Two entries in a week! I may be onto something here.